Moving at the speed of WHAT?!

I'm all for commitment, but remember: when you don't know someone, being "cutesy" is just creepy...

Email 1, 1/02: big hair with aviators. You free tomorrow to get married?


Email 2, 1/15: on a side note, I've got two floor tickets to see Muse in Chicago on March 12th. You in?


Yeah, sure, dude. Let me just pack my bags and spend a weekend with someone I've never met. NEATO!