Idiot.

Dude immediately pissed me off. Another good rule of thumb when emailing someone like me: don't treat me like I'm a 5 year old and expect me to take it nicely.

Hey Bashful. I ‘winked’ at you while back and was pretty surprised that you didn’t shoot me back an email let alone a wink. What’s up with that? I know you’re shy and all, so I guess I’ll have to wear the pants and make the first and second moves. Hah… Oh yea, and here’s some advice… you're supposed to play hard to get AFTER we meet, not before. I love it…

My response:
I didn't respond to you because I get too many winks to respond to them all. After reading your email, which is asinine at best, I'll have to pass.