Selling yourself

An excellent piece of advice to men and women in the online dating world: try to sell yourself.

Hey there, hope all is well. I just moved back to (city) from (town) where I attended college. I have never done the online thing but my past relationships never work so I am trying this and I guess see where it goes. 

You know, something that really intrigues me is a man who openly admits that his relationships never work. Makes me want to get into a trusting relationship with a guy who can't seem to find success with anyone else.

Then again, if you're single, isn't it implied that your previous relationships haven't worked? Regardless, I'll pass. Next!