This dude lives in my building, met me once, and emailed me on eFallacy. I've lost the first three emails (eFallacy deletes them when they get to a certain -erm- ripeness)... But essentially his email was "You're hot and neato, let's get to know each other." My response was "We've met, fool.". His response: "You sure?"
The rest is a self-explanatory train wreck of what I'm guessing is intermittent drunk emails.
Me, 12/10: I'm sure. I live at the (apt complex). We were introduced through Andrew (no, I didn't date or sleep with him HA) and we hung out by the pool one night really late.
Amnesia dude, 12/11: Ok you win! i to live here at the (apt complex) but dont remember that night...i wish i did rememeber you lol! Ok so do you still live here? if you do well i need to meet up with you tomorrow night ok...drinks are on me, i promise i'm not trying to date you just want to say hello thats all. Would that be ok? your so out of my league anyways!
Amnesia dude, same day: Morning, how are you? are you on facebook? just thought you might fancy a chat?
Amnesia dude, 12/12: Hi look i'm really sorry if i came across the wrong way, i really do apologise, can we start again? I'm scottish i always screw things up the first time!
Amnesia dude, same day: Just wanted to apologise for being too forward. Not normally like that, I think work has me stressed out!
Amnesia dude, 12/13: Hey do you drive a white mini? just wondered... i thought i saw you the other day
Me, 12/14: Nope! Not me. Do you know Andrew #2? He's a friend of mine. I drive the (my car, in detail).
Amnesia dude, same day: Ah i have seen that in the car park, i have a (car) with the (omitted) plate lol!! its a scottish thing lol! I have seen Andrew #2 but don't really know him. I have an audi R8 back in scotland, thats my pride possesion!! Whats your plans for xmas holidays? i don't even know your name, my bad
Me, same day: I'm going to my parents' place for the holidays. They live in (state). My name is (wouldn't you like to know). Seriously I can't believe you don't remember talking to me dude.
Amnesia dude: I know!! my memory is terrible maybe if i saw you in person i would be like...shit yes i know you!! so sorry, typical guy in one ear out the other.
I do feel bad for not remembering you well if you fancy a drink or coffee sometime this week let me know, not back to work until january i think, i owe you that much or maybe i can wash your car or something lol!! just kidding.
Amnesia dude, 12/23: Hi how are you? i just got back from offshore, are you still going away for xmas or? I saw Daisy today and she was saying a few people are going out for xmas lunch somewhere. I was going to go home but the its totally snowed out there! If you don't have plans tonight come out for a drink if you like?
Amnesia dude, 12/27: Hey what you upto today?
Me, same day: Yo Watching the snow fall in (city). So pretty
Amnesia dude, next day: Thats cool, when you back in town? No snow here!
Amnesia dude, 1/06: Hi so how was new year? Have fun?? I ended up in Vegas, had a blast.
Amnesia dude, same day, much later: i dare you to call me right now?? lets go for a drink right now...just for one so you can tell how i dont remember you... (phone number) you sure i was talking to you way back then?
This was a weeknight at like 11:45. Not going out then. I've completely stopped responding. I don't see the guy in my building, ever, so I'm sure I'm relatively safe from an awkward run-in. Oh eFallacy, you're failing me. When's the subscription end, again?
Haha. This is worse than my first online date! We were actually in the same club in college and had actually met on several occasions and he had NO clue who I was.
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