Short and inane

Two short and sweet ones after the jump. There was another great submission with these two, but it deserves its own magical entry.

Subject: School

how long more do you have to go in college?

[This was the entirety of his e-mail, and English was supposedly his first language]

Subject: advice

Loose[sic] some weight

[Note that this was someone who I had never contacted. And I wasn't even overweight.]